My Piss Would Make A Bigger Crater...

So here it is folks. Another story from the Highbrow Hick coalition. This one just kills me ENJOY.

My Piss Would Make A Bigger Crater...

So... I'd been hearing about it for weeks.. NASA was going to crash a rocket into the moon... basically just to see what would happen..That is my kinda thing... doing stuff just to see what will happen... so.. I was with them on this thing, huh..I woke up really early.. uh... for me anyway.. just so I could watch it all happen live...I have NASA channel so I can do that if I want... today was the first day that I wanted.. but that is beside the point... I could do it... so.. I did...Here I am all bleary eyed... laying in bed.. uh... just because I woke up does 'not' mean I actually 'got' up...But here I am... laying in bed watching one of my decadent television sets... hardly able to stay awake but not wanting to let the chance to see history in the making... slip by..Man.. I go through all the build up... been going through it for weeks.. and then... zero hour..You could not even see a poof!! Yeah... and then.. when the camera ship went in... all you got was closer and closer pic's until it went blank...I could not believe it... WTF, huh..I have personally chunked a toaster and made more impact dust than their rocket did... I can piss and make a bigger crater..I have decided that if NASA really wants to make an impact crater on the moon... they should call me and get me to chunk a toaster at it... or have me piss on it.. because that is what I plan to say the next time they are going to shoot a rocket at the moon at 6:31 am... piss on it..

Written by Paul Buchanan

As an infant.. Paul was stranded on this planet where he became vastly successful as a Clandestine Chemist and Self Taught Criminal... Through much coaching and coaxing from the Federal, State, and local governments he was able to become all that he is today... a poor, old, fat.. and completely unemployable, redneck biker... who through it all.. does have a story or three to tell...